Joke For Today
The Purina Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog and was in the check out line when the woman behind me ask if I had a dog.........DUH!!!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Purina diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time, but that I'd lost 50 lbs before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes everywhere and IV's in both arms.
Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it! I told her it was an easy diet and all you had to do was load your pockets or purse with nuggets and every time you were hungry just eat one or two. The package said the food was nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
Everybody in the line was amazed at my story.
Horrified she asked me if the dog food poisoned me and is that why I ended up in the hospital?
I said no.........I'd been sitting in the street licking myself when a car hit me!
P.s. Remember, it's just a joke!