Thursday, September 16, 2010

Something Funny For Today

An elderly woman had just returned
to her home from an evening of Church services
when an intruder startled her.

She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"

(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ
so that your sins may be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks.
The woman calmly called the police
and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in,
he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there?
All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar.
"She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!

"Enjoy your day!



At Monday, October 04, 2010, Blogger Polly said...

Oh, that just cracked me up!

Thanks Maria!

(And thanks for becoming a follower of my blog)


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