Saturday, April 14, 2012

Silly Saturdays

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
-Rodney Dangerfield-

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me.
He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
- Rodney Dangerfield-
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
--Rodney Dangerfield

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked
at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
--Rodney Dangerfield-

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield -


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At Saturday, April 14, 2012, Blogger Jan said...

Had to smile at these quotes. Great post.


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