Saturday, October 08, 2005

Something Funny For Today

An elderly woman had just returned
to her home from an evening of Church services
when an intruder startled her.

She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"

(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ
so that your sins may be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks.
The woman calmly called the police
and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in,
he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there?
All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar.
"She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!

"Enjoy your day!

Marie

6 Comments:

At Sunday, October 09, 2005, Blogger Missy said...

Oh how funny. I like that!

 
At Monday, October 10, 2005, Blogger Stacey said...

That's great!! I passed that one on to our ministry staff at church. I'm sure they'll enjoy it!

 
At Tuesday, October 11, 2005, Blogger Miladysa said...

LOL - funny! :)

 
At Sunday, October 16, 2005, Blogger Bond Hunter said...

Thank you for that one, it made my lousy night into a good one. Can't stop laughing!

 
At Wednesday, October 26, 2005, Blogger culfy said...

Superb. May I borrow this story?

 
At Thursday, October 27, 2005, Blogger Carol said...

I like this story because it popularizes a Bible verse that is so often overlooked.

 

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