Thursday, November 30, 2006

Futuristic Headlines

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.


8 Comments:

At Saturday, December 02, 2006, Blogger TheRuler said...

Creepy!

 
At Tuesday, December 05, 2006, Blogger Jill said...

Strange! I almost believe it. Guess I read too many Stephen King stories.

 
At Wednesday, December 06, 2006, Blogger GAB said...

funny...but i smell bias!

 
At Thursday, December 07, 2006, Blogger Sandy Carlson said...

This is on the mark! I think Castro died 25 years ago, though....We've all been watching reruns!

 
At Thursday, December 07, 2006, Anonymous lotteryplayer said...

weird

 
At Friday, December 08, 2006, Blogger Salihah סליחה صالحه said...

LOL!! That's too funny! Glad I stumbled across your blog, I love it!

Stop by and say hi sometime!

Peace,
Salihah

 
At Sunday, December 24, 2006, Blogger Grimm said...

And the Cleveland Browns are in line for their fourth consecutive NFL championship.

Ah...to dream.

Great post.

 
At Monday, December 25, 2006, Blogger Nurse Practitioners Save Lives said...

We should have already made that parking lot years ago. It's sad that the normal civilians have to pay the price for fanatics.

 

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