Thursday, November 30, 2006

Futuristic Headlines


Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Do You Do Windows Too?

Something to make you smile a little.

Monday, November 20, 2006

A Few Good Words From My Friend Ben

Before I retire tonight I would like
to leave you with a few good words
from my friend Ben.

A man wrapped up in himself
makes a very small bundle.
-Benjamin Franklin -

Guests, like fish,
begin to smell after three days.
-Benjamin Franklin -

An investment in knowledge
pays the best interest.
-Benjamin Franklin -

Beer is living proof that God loves us
and wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklin-

He who falls in love with himself
-will have no rivals.
Benjamin Franklin -

Good Night To All


Tuesday, November 14, 2006

The cracked water pot

The cracked water pot

A water bearer had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his shoulders. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.

At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years, this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots of water to his house.

Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments, perfect for which it was made. But the poor, cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection and miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do.

After two years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, and I want to apologize to you. I have been able to deliver only half my load because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house. Because of my flaws, you have to do all of this work and you don't get full value from your efforts," the pot said.

The bearer said to the pot, "Did you notice that there were flowers only on your side of the path but not on the other pot's side? That's because I have always known about your flaw and I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you've watered them. For two years, I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house."

Moral: Each of us has his or her own unique flaws. We're all cracked pots but it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.

**Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.

- Author unknown

Friday, November 10, 2006

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